Sunday, 25 July 2010

Damn Clam

After reading a book about Coping with Difficult People, I thought maybe I should try my hand at writing my own self-help. So I started with the Infamous Clam!

We all knew that one annoyingly quiet person who would rather say nothing, than speak at all. No they are not difficult people. I will tell you what difficult people (person) is the dreaded CLAM. They have enough to say when they want to but as soon as you say something they don't want to hear the SHUTTERS come crashing down! Leaving one to wonder 'WHAT THE FUCK!' One thing that you should never think is what did 'I' do, you have done nothing wrong at all they are quiet simply ignoring you. Yes they are painfully rude (DIE BITCH IS WHAT YOU THINK, HOWEVER MURDER IS NOT AN ANSWER OR OPTION SADLY) my personal way to open a Clam is to crack that shit open a.s.a.p.
There is just no excuse for someone not to acknowledge your existence, however angry or pissed they are and generally it is for illogical reasons. Looking back at yourself how do you deal with someone saying something you do not 'Like'. The first port of action is to ask for further explanation and justification of their statement. This is the mindset of a doer; Clams would rather ignore the situation and move on. Or just make inaudible/animal like sounds, this transition from human to animal is swift almost like a change in direction of the wind (you don't even see it coming)


Wondering why they do it is futile! And to be frank who gives a shit, if you are rude there is no explanation needed it is universal. What you should do is ask questions and bombard them until they feel 'Victimised'. I say this inverted comma style because they are not victim they are the ANTI-CHRIST (slightly extreme) Once they feel unjustly attacked they will respond with some pithy excuse that will leave you pissed. So step two once the SHELL IS SMASHED open you begin with questioning such behaviour why, is this logical, do you not see how this is rude. Be direct do not leave room for interpretation. Finally let them know and I personally say if you make them feel bad WHO CARES just remember how pissed you was!


Saturday, 10 April 2010

LONG TIME

I really need to get up on this
I have been so god damn busy
Or is this another typical excuse I am making up
Because I am so DAMN lazy
BLEH
:D
I have been busying with life
And complaining as usual
Some things do not change
Also eating more and more yummy food
I have been busy with my exhibitions
They have been killing me
And also working my part time job
I never thought I would be so busy so young
Next time
I will put some pictures of the exhibitions
I have been a part of up
PEACE
P.S A major whinge is on the way
Or is this one already?
 
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